Tell her she can't have a vagina
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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