I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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