I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The feeling are messing with the penis
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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