Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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