Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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