Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
if only i could text you this smell
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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