she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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