Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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