youre lurking in front of me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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