if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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