yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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