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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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