You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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