Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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