i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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