There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
