When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm really busy with my period
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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