why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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