I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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