Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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