I think I am morally bankrupt
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
