thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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