i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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