Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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