Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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