How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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