I just made out with a guy for $7.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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