I heard we made out
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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