Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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