Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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