Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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