is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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