Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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