The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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