if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Randomize
