the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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