She's JV to your varsity
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
