the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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