At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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