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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.

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• (408): View more from California

  We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking

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