Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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