what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
