Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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