i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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