and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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