i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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