somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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