So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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