she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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