their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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