I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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