Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Hey! you should come over!
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