Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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