wat bout pragnant strippers??
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Randomize
